Saturday, November 26, 2011

M: When you met your boyfriend's family for the first time did you tell them all the weird things you do with butter?
L: No, I only told them half of the weird things I do with butter . . .

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

J: K is just like a mail order bride.

Monday, October 3, 2011

K: You should get Tera a boy bunny. Then you could breed them, and make money off of her!
L: Tera is not a hoar!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

L: Look at that old guy. He looks like he has the years of experience to work at fancy cuisine!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

J: You should join eHarmony, or one of those website
K: No way, any guy you meet on the computer is creepy
J: Not necessarily
K: Technically, I met S on the computer, and he is creepy
J: Well, you're right there

Monday, August 15, 2011

S: We don't have to combine chicken forces to further chicken-ify the chicken

Monday, August 1, 2011

L: Ultralift 3000 . . . I feel like that should be the name of a bra
L: That wasn't as disappointing as I'd hoped.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

M: I feel like the Kingdom of God is worth a Mac.

Monday, July 25, 2011

L: I started making films when I was your age, and look at me now, I'm a retail employee.