K: I'm taking a survey. If you liked a girl and she vomited on you, would you still like her?

J: Why did she vomit?

K: Well, you don't know. She just vomited. Do you still like her?

J: In the short term, definitely not, but I'd get over it. Why do you ask?

K: I was just curious.

J: You have to tell me now.

K: I didn't vomit on anyone (I think I've done worse, honestly).

J: Who did?

K: No one, it's theoretical.

J: That's terrible! Why are you thinking about this?

K: 'Cause maybe I need to get rid of some people.

J: You're not making much sense.

K: Perfect. It's top secret vomiting info.