K: Uh, do you want to go look on the top shelf of the gluten-free cupboard and see if there is any cornmeal?

L: Want to? No.

K: I'll quote you on my blog in -2 minutes if you do.

L: Only if it's a quote about someone telling me how beautiful I am.

K: I don't know who is going to say that. You might have to fabricate it.